kochira:

dam0nalbarn:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

LOL WTF HAHAHA

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sharticles:

where can I find a male version of me

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

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using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

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